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DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot


i really dont understand men that think its okay to grind up on girls randomly at clubs when they’re clearly trying to escape. like please.. i dont want you to rub your penis on me. yes i agree, this is a great song, but please, stop with the penis rubs. okay im gonna dance over here, oh for fucks sake, heres ol rubby penis mcgee again, back for attempt number 3


my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun


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